I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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