Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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