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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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