I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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