No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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