you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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