so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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