Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Randomize