I have demons in me.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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