that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i think i just lost a toe
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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