The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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