so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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