If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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