thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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