Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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