A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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