There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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