What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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