Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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