Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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