it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
