We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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