Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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