is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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