I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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