Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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