kristin has been a bad kristin
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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