Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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