somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Damn victory sex feels great
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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