I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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