dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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