Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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