Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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