There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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