im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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