that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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