My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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