I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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