dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
