my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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