glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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