So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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