Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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