dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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