dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize