i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
he thought i was a dude.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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