well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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