i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
why is half of my head shaved?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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