he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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