Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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