i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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