I don't think brook has ever known best
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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