its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
