butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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