There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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