whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
